Blenders ~ you know you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Babies ~ cute at first but you soon get tired of cleaning up after them.
Coffee ~ the best types are rich and warm and can keep you going all night.
Colds ~ you can never get rid of a bad one in a hurry.
Copiers ~ you need them for reproduction...but that's about it.
Dawn ~ full of promise, but usually turn out to be the same old routine.
Diamonds ~ in their natural state they are rough and ugly. If you want them polished you have to do it yourself.
Fish ~ they get themselves into trouble because they can't keep their mouths shut.
Horoscopes ~ they tell you what to do ~ and are usually wrong.
Lava lamps ~ fun to watch but not all that bright.
Mascara ~ difficult to handle...and runs at the first sign of emotion.
Mini skirts ~ if you're not careful they will creep up your legs.
Place mats ~ they only show up when food's on the table.
Remote controls ~ simple and easy to use, and usually found lying near the tv.
Soap operas ~ fun to watch but you can't believe a word you hear.
Spray paint ~ one squeeze and they are all over you.
TVs ~ you can turn them on instantly.
Vacuum cleaners ~ not much fun, but at least you can push them around.
Wine ~ made by stamping the raw material and keeping it in the dark until it matures
Babies ~ cute at first but you soon get tired of cleaning up after them.
Coffee ~ the best types are rich and warm and can keep you going all night.
Colds ~ you can never get rid of a bad one in a hurry.
Copiers ~ you need them for reproduction...but that's about it.
Dawn ~ full of promise, but usually turn out to be the same old routine.
Diamonds ~ in their natural state they are rough and ugly. If you want them polished you have to do it yourself.
Fish ~ they get themselves into trouble because they can't keep their mouths shut.
Horoscopes ~ they tell you what to do ~ and are usually wrong.
Lava lamps ~ fun to watch but not all that bright.
Mascara ~ difficult to handle...and runs at the first sign of emotion.
Mini skirts ~ if you're not careful they will creep up your legs.
Place mats ~ they only show up when food's on the table.
Remote controls ~ simple and easy to use, and usually found lying near the tv.
Soap operas ~ fun to watch but you can't believe a word you hear.
Spray paint ~ one squeeze and they are all over you.
TVs ~ you can turn them on instantly.
Vacuum cleaners ~ not much fun, but at least you can push them around.
Wine ~ made by stamping the raw material and keeping it in the dark until it matures
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